Your brand sounds like a bot.

People buy from people.
Bots get blocked.

About us

Beep Boop Blocked creates seriously unserious content for brands that are tired of sounding like everybody else.

We write LinkedIn posts that people actually read. Memes optional.

People buy from people.

Bots get blocked.

Your creators

We’re chronically online, so you don’t have to be.

Since we live on LinkedIn, we know LinkedIn culture inside and out.

We’ll keep you relevant, interesting, and most importantly, human.

Let us waste our lives on LinkedIn, so you don’t have to.

Allison Rossi
CMO & Creator
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Mahmoud Owies
Writer & Creator
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Our process

Step 1: We review your brand and your LinkedIn posts.

Step 2: We write LinkedIn posts that people actually want to read.

Results: Your brand starts sounding human and converting.

Our packages

One & Done

One package of 8 posts to intersperse with your own content and test how your brand could sound on LinkedIn.

Monthly

Ongoing delivery of 8–12 posts per month to use how you want, when you want.

Full Service

Posts, publishing, and performance reporting. Price upon request, depending on scope.

Pricing

One-off or monthly options

One & Done — $1,700

A taste test of how your brand could sound on LinkedIn.

  • 8 posts
  • satirical storytelling
  • memes and GIFs
  • bad jokes (occasionally)

Post mix varies: text, visuals, and memes.

Monthly — $1,500/mo (3-mo min)

Content that keeps you sounding human on LinkedIn.

  • 8–12 posts per month
  • satirical storytelling
  • memes and GIFs
  • bad jokes (occasionally)

Post mix varies: text, visuals, and memes.

Have questions?
Reach out.