Your brand sounds like a bot.
We write content people actually want to read.
People buy from people.
Bots get blocked.
About us
Beep Boop Blocked creates seriously unserious content for brands that are tired of sounding like everybody else.
We write LinkedIn posts that people actually read. Memes optional.
Your creators
We’re chronically online, so you don’t have to be.
Since we live on LinkedIn, we know LinkedIn culture inside and out.
We’ll keep you relevant, interesting, and most importantly, human.
Let us waste our lives on LinkedIn, so you don’t have to.
Our process
Step 1: We review your brand and your LinkedIn posts.
Step 2: We write LinkedIn posts that people actually want to read.
Results: Your brand starts sounding human and converting.
Our packages
One & Done
Eight posts people want to read to intersperse with your own LinkedIn.
$1,700
Monthly Subscription
Monthly delivery of 8–12 posts to use how you want, when you want.
$1,500/mo (3-month min)
Full Service
Posts, publishing, and performance reporting, all done-for-you.
Price depends on scope.
Pricing
One-off or monthly options.
One & Done — $1,700
A taste test of how your brand could sound on LinkedIn.
- 8 posts
- satirical storytelling
- memes and GIFs
- bad jokes (occasionally)
Post mix varies: text, visuals, and memes.
Monthly — $1,500/mo
Content that keeps you sounding human on LinkedIn.
- 8–12 posts per month
- satirical storytelling
- memes and GIFs
- bad jokes (occasionally)
Post mix varies: text, visuals, and memes.
Have questions?
Reach out.